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Wed, 27 Sep 2017 09:19:26 GMT*How to fix my account is on forced vacation/holiday - My adverts do not show/I can not activate adverts - I have been banned - LBC have locked my coins/refuse to release my coins* The _QUICKEST_ solution is to comply with support requests in a timely manner, explaining the situation as you understand it, uploading all proof possible and doing so in a calm and factual manner. Adverts being disabled is normally a violation of the terms of service read https://localbitcoins.com/advertise/ as the rules are displayed there and also ask support, they are very helpful you know. The reasons are that you have been or are suspected of being naughty, this may get worse as Santa may be prevented from visiting you this year. The only people that you need to talk to are https://localbitcoins.com/support/request/ bemoaning your situation on the forum will simply amuse seasoned traders and you may even dig out the odd troll. Rest assured your (legally obtained and correctly paid for) bitcoins are safe and are going nowhere. LBC *may* take up to 180 days to rectify any dispute or inv estigation and raising multiple tickets will 1 - Pee off support 2 - Send you to the back of the support Q 3 - _NOT_ help your case Explaining that you have just been released from hospital/jail/mental institution and your child needs medication urgently along with your sick pet armadillo and your parents have been abducted by people of a nasty disposition and the rent/mortgage/bills will not be paid plus you will be evicted, whipped (some people pay for this sort of service) castrated and thrown back in jail will _*certainly NOT help*_ and as you will learn _ANYONE_ who wants to rush things in bitcoin will be treated with suspicion. Always think slowly slowly catchy monkey. You should _NEVER_ risk more than you can afford to do without (never ever ever ever!) and you have already agreed to the actions taken by LBC when you signed up and started to use this site. https://localbitcoins.com/terms_of_service/ gives you all the details but long story short "We may close, suspend, or limit your access to your account or to other services we offer, and/or limit access to your bitcoin balance for up to 180 days (or longer if pursuant to a court order or other legal process)" Thinking of taking legal action for your potential loss? Best of luck with Finnish and EU law and that of your local jurisdiction. Plus the first question most legal professionals ask is "You did read the terms and conditions" Not to worry I hear you say ... it is different in my country. No problem, simply launch your legal appeal and escalate to the EU supreme court. Easily done with a spare 500,000 euros or equivalent and there will always be a legal representative ready to take your money (If you are stupid enough to even contemplate this do read the contract your legal representative gives you .. they never promise a victory!) A quick footnote - Once you are banned it is *YOU* that is banned not just your account(s) Persona non grata. Now, please feel free to ignore this as the trolling is quite amusing.....
Wed, 27 Sep 2017 09:22:26 GMTImagine if "Forced Vacations" meant exactly what they meant...
Wed, 27 Sep 2017 10:59:36 GMTI'm picturing an intense scene with a guy holding a gun forcefully against someone's head saying..... get on the damn plane or I'll blow your brains out!
Wed, 27 Sep 2017 12:17:43 GMTYOURE GOING TO LAY ON A BEAUTIFUL WHITE SAND BEACH IN VANUATU AND YOURE GOING TO FUCKING ENJOY IT! DRINK THAT COCKTAIL IN THE SUN YOU FUCKING DIRT BAG!
Mon, 02 Oct 2017 12:02:27 GMTAdmin it is more than 120 hours but no response from your side forced holiday on ticket number 339376 please respond back Asap
Mon, 02 Oct 2017 13:08:06 GMTlooks like they are on holiday too
Mon, 02 Oct 2017 13:12:13 GMT>@8BitMan >I'm picturing an intense scene with a guy holding a gun forcefully against someone's head saying… >get on the damn plane or I'll blow your brains out! I envisage a scene of someone in a strait jacket being manhandled onto a Jumbo
Mon, 02 Oct 2017 13:14:50 GMTforce fed on the plane ...and parachuted to their destination in the Bahamas
Mon, 02 Oct 2017 20:42:36 GMTJust simply click the cancel button and you will be fine again.
Tue, 03 Oct 2017 05:34:11 GMTWhere can I see the cancel button please explain better. Thanks
Tue, 03 Oct 2017 05:36:55 GMThttps://localbitcoins.com/support/request/?indicator=4c
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